kalories: i’ve had tumblr for years and i still don’t know what the fuck an rss feed is
Keep your vibration high. Let go of complaining (and listening to it), details...– Ray of light Reiki (via aweluey)
Parents: Don't forget to make us proud
Friends: Don't forget to socialize
Teachers: Don't forget to get A's
Strangers: Don't forget to blend in
Opposite sex: Don't forget to look good
Society: Don't forget to be perfect
Tumblr: Fuck the world, at least you haven't murdered somebody today
Tumblr: But just in case you want to get away with it, here are some tips.
fuks: i have a drug problem im out of drugs
resistables: mikewaters: if no one comes from the future to stop you from doing it than how bad of a decision can it really be #new life motto i think this will be my graduation quote
wartortles: sometimes u just need ur genitals massaged by someones mouth u know
But I have seen the best of you and the worst of you, and I choose both.– Sarah Kay and Phil Kaye, “An Origin Story” (via anditslove)
hipsterinatardis: Naps are tricky because you either wake up refreshed and relaxed or you have a headache, dry throat, and are unaware of what year you’re in.
Im drunk, come love me:)