Three of the four elements are shared by all creatures, but fire was a gift to...– Still Life with Woodpecker by Tom Robbins
I swear to god
My life would make an amazing, emmy-award-winning, 12th season running television show.
I need more spice in my life. Or maybe just a hot date.
Christmas list 2011
A romantic date, maybe dinner & a movie. Both phones off through the entire date. A new phone to turn off before the romantic date Some goddamn drunk dennys pleeeease!! & anything that’ll keep a nigga warm ;) Happy holidays y’all.
I need to learn how to speak spanish?
Bitch please. Whether you immigrated into this country or were born into it, it is YOUR responsibility to learn the dominant language. Don’t assume everyone in AMERICA speaks spanish just like you. Learn english first before you tell me to learn spanish. Thanks stupid mexican lady that was nothing but rude the second you stepped into my restaurant.
DALENA NGUYEN IS A DIRTY SKANK.
For the record. She’s a younger, much more cunniving version of her cousin, and gets away with all the bullshit she pulls because she looks like a pedobears dream. Anyone that associates themselves with her or considers her their friend is an idiot and needs to get their heads out of their ass. She’s a FETUS. Find friends that’s aren’t 17 pls. It makes you look stupid.